we should all have like a secret language. so the fake tumblr people don’t understand.
like if thereS A WAR GOING ON WE COULD TALK IN CODE.
LIKE WE COULD CROSS OUT SHIT AND THE TUMBLR PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THATS THE SIGNAL TO HOVER OVER THE POST TO READ THE SECRET MESSAGE LIKE:
Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE’S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.
Son of Coul indeed.
“Listen here skippy.”
Gotta love Coulson. You can see the years he’s been in the field. There’s way too much he’s seen and way too much *weird assed shit* he’s dealt with to let something as simple as an Asgardian throw him. He knows his shit, he’s seen stuff and knows that he’ll deal, one way or another and he knows himself. Balls to bone.
Coulson rocks my tiny world.
STILL MY FAVOURITE
if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better
PS.The hedgehog is also reading a newspaper
the hedgehog dreams of having a car
the hedgehog wants to go fast
His name tag…OMFG
How to keep Daniel Radcliffe grounded. (x)
ok im really scared
ok seriously omg wow
i’m legitimately scared
what’s going on
I don’t understand
……..I don’t think I have ever been more confused in my entire life……….
I actually felt like I was dying and floating above myself partway through this…
Wow, this is the best audio post you will ever listen to. For real.
what just happened?
what the actual fuck
I DON’T UNDERSTAND. I WANT A HAMBURGER.
cows ,mimes, hamburgers,giving birth to what , children and hamburgers huh please stop this madness .. oh god I think Im crying omg no I’m freaked out no CRYING omg no freaked OUT NOOO BOTH