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Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens
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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Wow. Thank goodness I had a mostly sane, rational sex ed teacher. The only thing she told us was that each person we had sex with gained a small piece of our heart, and it was up to them what they did with it. Which has been fairly accurate in my experience.
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Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens
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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Wow. Thank goodness I had a mostly sane, rational sex ed teacher. The only thing she told us was that each person we had sex with gained a small piece of our heart, and it was up to them what they did with it. Which has been fairly accurate in my experience.
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magieundfreiheit:

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Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens
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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Wow. Thank goodness I had a mostly sane, rational sex ed teacher. The only thing she told us was that each person we had sex with gained a small piece of our heart, and it was up to them what they did with it. Which has been fairly accurate in my experience.
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magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens
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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Wow. Thank goodness I had a mostly sane, rational sex ed teacher. The only thing she told us was that each person we had sex with gained a small piece of our heart, and it was up to them what they did with it. Which has been fairly accurate in my experience.
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magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens
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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Wow. Thank goodness I had a mostly sane, rational sex ed teacher. The only thing she told us was that each person we had sex with gained a small piece of our heart, and it was up to them what they did with it. Which has been fairly accurate in my experience.
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magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens
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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Wow. Thank goodness I had a mostly sane, rational sex ed teacher. The only thing she told us was that each person we had sex with gained a small piece of our heart, and it was up to them what they did with it. Which has been fairly accurate in my experience.
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magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens
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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Wow. Thank goodness I had a mostly sane, rational sex ed teacher. The only thing she told us was that each person we had sex with gained a small piece of our heart, and it was up to them what they did with it. Which has been fairly accurate in my experience.
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magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens
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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Wow. Thank goodness I had a mostly sane, rational sex ed teacher. The only thing she told us was that each person we had sex with gained a small piece of our heart, and it was up to them what they did with it. Which has been fairly accurate in my experience.
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magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Wow. Thank goodness I had a mostly sane, rational sex ed teacher. The only thing she told us was that each person we had sex with gained a small piece of our heart, and it was up to them what they did with it. Which has been fairly accurate in my experience.

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

how-will-they-tell-my-story:

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

Shots fucking fired.

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

buckybarneswho:

Martha Jones is a black female doctor who Shakespare wrote sonnets about she saved the world using a spell from Harry Potter and then she traveled the world and saved it from the master and she didn’t need something magical about her to save the world
So please explain to me why you hate martha

While all of those things are true and awesome, I dislike Martha because she’s whiny and desperate. "Oh my gawd. The Doctor doesn’t love me. I must be worthless."

Donna Noble will forever be my favorite companion. She’s a sassy, independent, opinionated woman who don’t need no man.

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